Mother’s little helper

by Julie Alpine-Crabtree

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Confession: we have no powder for the baby’s bottom because I have, in lieu of, like, taking a shower, sprinkled it so liberally, so often on my hair in an attempt to soak up the dirt.

Tip: screw product multi-tasking and buy a can of Batiste instead. Unless, of course, you want to look greyer than you already are. And to have clouds of white dust billow out behind you as you walk down the street.

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